Trump to get roasted

The Donald is joining the ranks of Joan Rivers, Bob Saget and Pamela Anderson, having just been hired as the subject of Comedy Central’s next roast. Trump said of his new gig: “I’ll show up to the roast because Comedy Central is paying me a lot of money, but I’m confused as to how anybody could make fun of me.” The taping is scheduled for March 9 in New York City and will premiere in the spring. [Deadline Hollywood]