… “A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion f*@!ing dollars in the bank,” said Donald Trump (see video above), who lambasted “Jersey Shore” star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino for his own hairstyle-related woes at last night’s Donald Trump roast on Comedy Central. Of course, Sorrentino didn’t take the dig too hard — and he noted that Trump is “the real deal.” The roast comes on the heels of Trump’s recent hinting at a possible presidential bid in 2012.
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