Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…

Just about every broker has that one particular story to tell. The one about the seller who surfed pornography on the Web while would-be buyers walked through his apartment. Or the whopper about the closet that shouldn’t have been opened without its owner there to explain the contents. And, of course, all those tales that invariably start, “Well, I was showing the apartment, and we heard a noise behind the bedroom door…” more [NYT]