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Sean Hannity: “I’ve said many times on my radio show: I hate the stock market, I prefer real estate. Michael knows real estate.”

The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Leonard Steinberg: “How many people thought Da Vinci’s ‘Salvator Mundi’ would go for nearly $500 million?”

The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Ben Carson: “There are more complexities here than in brain surgery.”

From the April issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Stephen Gilpin: “Despite the creepy vibe, I was seduced.”

From the March issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Bob Knakal: “You can’t get flood insurance because it’s already flooded”

From the March issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

MaryAnne Gilmartin: “I consider it to be
my moment.”

From the February issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Harry Macklowe: “And so it ends.”

From the January issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Larry Silverstein: “We’re in active discussions about it.”

From the January issue: The 86-year-old developer on his 12-year-old grandson’s promise to teach him to skateboard from his digs...

Margaret Chin: “If the Real Estate Board of New York is afraid of this bill — good!”

From the December issue:  The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Ryan Serhant: “They still want to go play golf on Saturdays [and] have their weekends … so they should go do that and have another job.”

From the December issue:  The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

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