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Sean Hannity: “I’ve said many times on my radio show: I hate the stock market, I prefer real estate. Michael knows real estate.”

May 17, 2018 04:00PM

The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Leonard Steinberg: “How many people thought Da Vinci’s ‘Salvator Mundi’ would go for nearly $500 million?”

May 16, 2018 05:30PM

The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Ben Carson: “There are more complexities here than in brain surgery.”

April 24, 2018 04:20PM

From the April issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Stephen Gilpin: “Despite the creepy vibe, I was seduced.”

March 19, 2018 04:20PM

From the March issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Bob Knakal: “You can’t get flood insurance because it’s already flooded”

March 12, 2018 05:00PM

From the March issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
MaryAnne Gilmartin: “I consider it to be
my moment.”

February 20, 2018 04:30PM

From the February issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Harry Macklowe: “And so it ends.”

January 25, 2018 04:40PM

From the January issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Larry Silverstein: “We’re in active discussions about it.”

January 17, 2018 05:31PM

From the January issue: The 86-year-old developer on his 12-year-old grandson’s promise to teach him to skateboard from his digs at 30 Park Place to...
Margaret Chin: “If the Real Estate Board of New York is afraid of this bill — good!”

December 26, 2017 03:15PM

From the December issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Ryan Serhant: “They still want to go play golf on Saturdays [and] have their weekends … so they should go do that and have another job.”

December 20, 2017 05:30PM

From the December issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Miguel McKelvey: “Like, who gives a shit? It doesn’t affect me and the business I’m trying to do.”

December 14, 2017 02:36PM

From the December issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Chad Roffers: “It’s a Zillow world, and the price history of a property is akin to getting a tattoo.”

November 29, 2017 04:05PM

From the November issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Frank Gehry: “The High Line is a rusty rail bridge and they put some plants on it.”

November 28, 2017 03:30PM

From the November issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Dan Conn: “I don’t think anybody inside of Christie’s, myself included, feels that we need to beat the drum on our behalf.”

November 27, 2017 03:40PM

From the November issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Mark Stagg: “They think one day they’re going to wake up, and rents for two-bedrooms are going to be $3,500.”

November 21, 2017 05:00PM

From the November issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Donna Olshan: “Some sellers are attracted to fantasy pricing.”

November 17, 2017 05:35PM

From the November issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Mayor Bill de Blasio: “If I had my druthers, the city government would determine [for] every single plot of land how development would proceed.”

October 30, 2017 04:20PM

From the October issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Wendy Silverstein: “We missed the boat with zero foreign buyers in the market.”

October 26, 2017 02:55PM

From the October issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Alicia Glen: “Kids want to work in NYC, they don’t want to be in a suburban office park.”

October 24, 2017 05:30PM

From the October issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.
Sotheby’s International’s Nikki Field: “It’s a dose of reality for Mr. Hilfiger.”

October 20, 2017 04:00PM

From the October issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

funny quotes

Sean Hannity: “I’ve said many times on my radio show: I hate the stock market, I prefer real estate. Michael knows real estate.”

Leonard Steinberg: “How many people thought Da Vinci’s ‘Salvator Mundi’ would go for nearly $500 million?”

Ben Carson: “There are more complexities here than in brain surgery.”

Stephen Gilpin: “Despite the creepy vibe, I was seduced.”

Bob Knakal: “You can’t get flood insurance because it’s already flooded”

MaryAnne Gilmartin: “I consider it to be
my moment.”

Harry Macklowe: “And so it ends.”

Larry Silverstein: “We’re in active discussions about it.”

Margaret Chin: “If the Real Estate Board of New York is afraid of this bill — good!”

Ryan Serhant: “They still want to go play golf on Saturdays [and] have their weekends … so they should go do that and have another job.”

Miguel McKelvey: “Like, who gives a shit? It doesn’t affect me and the business I’m trying to do.”

Chad Roffers: “It’s a Zillow world, and the price history of a property is akin to getting a tattoo.”

Frank Gehry: “The High Line is a rusty rail bridge and they put some plants on it.”

Dan Conn: “I don’t think anybody inside of Christie’s, myself included, feels that we need to beat the drum on our behalf.”

Mark Stagg: “They think one day they’re going to wake up, and rents for two-bedrooms are going to be $3,500.”

Donna Olshan: “Some sellers are attracted to fantasy pricing.”

Mayor Bill de Blasio: “If I had my druthers, the city government would determine [for] every single plot of land how development would proceed.”

Wendy Silverstein: “We missed the boat with zero foreign buyers in the market.”

Alicia Glen: “Kids want to work in NYC, they don’t want to be in a suburban office park.”

Sotheby’s International’s Nikki Field: “It’s a dose of reality for Mr. Hilfiger.”

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