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Miguel McKelvey: “Like, who gives a shit? It doesn’t affect me and the business I’m trying to do.”

Miguel McKelvey: “Like, who gives a shit? It doesn’t affect me and the business I’m trying to do.”

From the December issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Miguel McKelvey: “Like, who gives a shit? It doesn’t affect me and the business I’m trying to do.”
Chad Roffers: “It’s a Zillow world, and the price history of a property is akin to getting a tattoo.”

Chad Roffers: “It’s a Zillow world, and the price history of a property is akin to getting a tattoo.”

From the November issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Chad Roffers: “It’s a Zillow world, and the price history of a property is akin to getting a tattoo.”
Frank Gehry: “The High Line is a rusty rail bridge and they put some plants on it.”

Frank Gehry: “The High Line is a rusty rail bridge and they put some plants on it.”

From the November issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Frank Gehry: “The High Line is a rusty rail bridge and they put some plants on it.”
Dan Conn: “I don’t think anybody inside of Christie’s, myself included, feels that we need to beat the drum on our behalf.”

Dan Conn: “I don’t think anybody inside of Christie’s, myself included, feels that we need to beat the drum on our behalf.”

From the November issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Dan Conn: “I don’t think anybody inside of Christie’s, myself included, feels that we need to beat the drum on our behalf.”
Mark Stagg: “They think one day they’re going to wake up, and rents for two-bedrooms are going to be $3,500.”

Mark Stagg: “They think one day they’re going to wake up, and rents for two-bedrooms are going to be $3,500.”

From the November issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Mark Stagg: “They think one day they’re going to wake up, and rents for two-bedrooms are going to be $3,500.”
Donna Olshan: “Some sellers are attracted to fantasy pricing.”

Donna Olshan: “Some sellers are attracted to fantasy pricing.”

From the November issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Donna Olshan: “Some sellers are attracted to fantasy pricing.”
Mayor Bill de Blasio: “If I had my druthers, the city government would determine [for] every single plot of land how development would proceed.”

Mayor Bill de Blasio: “If I had my druthers, the city government would determine [for] every single plot of land how development would proceed.”

From the October issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Mayor Bill de Blasio: “If I had my druthers, the city government would determine [for] every single plot of land how development would proceed.”
Wendy Silverstein: “We missed the boat with zero foreign buyers in the market.”

Wendy Silverstein: “We missed the boat with zero foreign buyers in the market.”

From the October issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Wendy Silverstein: “We missed the boat with zero foreign buyers in the market.”
Alicia Glen: “Kids want to work in NYC, they don’t want to be in a suburban office park.”

Alicia Glen: “Kids want to work in NYC, they don’t want to be in a suburban office park.”

From the October issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Alicia Glen: “Kids want to work in NYC, they don’t want to be in a suburban office park.”
Sotheby’s International’s Nikki Field: “It’s a dose of reality for Mr. Hilfiger.”

Sotheby’s International’s Nikki Field: “It’s a dose of reality for Mr. Hilfiger.”

From the October issue: The funniest and most insightful comments on real estate.

Sotheby’s International’s Nikki Field: “It’s a dose of reality for Mr. Hilfiger.”
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